She was crushed by a title wave. This joke may contain profanity. A librarian was organizing her books when a man in a dark suit walked up. Dumbfounded, she nodded her head. Steven then left without a word of acknowledgement. That night, the librarian had a lot trouble falling asleep It was Dewey Decimalware.
What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian? A shush-kebab. But my patrons saw right through it. April 4th National School Librarian Day I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books. What do you call a librarian with a sore throat? A hoarse whisperer. I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not. A chicken walks into a library, and says to the librarian: "Book, book, book" The librarian hands out three books to the chicken.
On the way out the chicken runs into a frog and shows him the books and says: "Book, book, book" The frog replies: "Reddit, reddit, reddit". Librarian: Can I help you? Dave: Yeah, I'm looking for a book about- Librarian: Being psychic? Dave: No Librarian: One day that will work. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library.
I had waited for a wh A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger The librarian says, "This is a library. Five surgeons were talking about the best patients First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. Everything in A chicken walks into a library, goes up to the desk and says "buk".
So the librarian gives the chicken a book. The chicken walks outside with the book and comes back 5 minutes later without the book. A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat? My penis made it into the Guinness Book of World Records! Librarian told me to take it out though. I was told that I needed to read the room So I am now a librarian. There was once a flight full of librarians. It was booked. I asked the librarian if she knew who authored any books on dinosaurs.
She said, "Try Sarah Topps. It's hard to go on a date with a librarian They're always booked. I asked my pregnant librarian when her baby was due She said, "Oh the baby is mine, I get to keep it". A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk.
I said to the librarian, "Hey bitch, have you got any books on immigration? Here the one about the Liberian Librarian Turns out she was alliterate. A shush kebab.
Pros and cons of working as the prison librarian. Pros: prose. Cons: cons. Albert the village postman is retiring after 50 years on the job So he puts on his satchel and collects his last mailbag from the post office, and sets out on his last round.
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Tamara Laney Tamara Laney. Abbey Impson Abbey Impson. What do you call a book about sexting during the quarantine? Love in the Time of Coronavirus. What's the longest word in the dictionary? Because there is a mile between each s. What section of the library can you get biten by a snake? Why did the book join the police? He wanted to go undercover! What kind of berry wants a coloring book?
A crayon-berry. What has a spine but, no bones? A book Whose the biggest liar in school? The Lie-brarian. What did the librarian say to John Cusack? Don't Say Anything. What did the librarian say to the astronaut? Find space for a book. Why is a math book always unhappy? Because it always has lots of problems.
What happened to the Ireland National Library? Someone stole the book. What do dogs and story tellers have in common? They both have tails! What is it called when someone gets suffocated by a book? Literally murder!
Have you seen the Bruce Willis movie where an entire library gets destroyed? It's called "Die Hardcover" What did the surfer say to the librarian? Is my book over dude? What does Moby Dick like to eat? Fish and ships. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters. Why did the student throw a book at the Librarian? He wanted to Face-Book her. What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?
For cursing in class.
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